BLONDTRON'S HOUSE OF BOOTY

A HAPPY TALE OF GREATNESS!!!

2010-10-22T19:01:00.000-07:00

STAR XROSSED LOVERS MIXTAPE VOL. 1

2010-08-11T16:17:00.001-07:00

STAR XROSSED LOVERS MIXTAPE VOL. 1 by STARCROSSEDLOVERS

My new mix with DJ Ned Kelly featuring a butt load of unreleased tracks from the biggest names in dance music.... download for FREE!

Is your mom naughty like mine? YOU NEED TO BUY THESE!

2010-08-08T14:58:00.001-07:00

I have the pleasure of being a part of The Ryan Steele Show and I wrote a little skit based on the idea that sometimes my mom overshares. I asked my mom to star in it and she did! What a good sport! We may have fed her a few Mimomas before we started filming.....

DOUBLE COMPLETE RAINBOW!

2010-07-06T22:56:00.001-07:00

Listen gays, you're not the only ones that refracted light touches. It touches all of us, sometimes in a double, complete kind of way.

I HATE YOUR HAT

2010-06-17T01:51:00.000-07:00

NAWTYBOX "THAT'S MY JAM" BLONDTRON X DELUX

2010-06-16T10:49:00.000-07:00

OK Vancouver, so we have all been waiting for summer to kick in..
The Rain, the cold and the blaaaahhhs are now over and to celebrate were busting out a dope 80s and 90s jam session all remixed over bangn' fresh House, electro, breaks, dubstep, mashUps, hihop n more..

Come dressed to impress in your best 80s n 90s attire..
Prizes for best get up and biggest 80s hair!

Neons, Polkadots, punk rock, banger bangs, hammer pants and acid wash jeans are highly encouraged!!

I'll be rockin it with Lisa Delux! One of my favourite DJs in the city. This girl seriously has it going on!

http://www.lisadelux.com/

Check out 'SCISSOR KISS CULTURE' @
http://www.scissorkissculture.com

Get durty on the dancefloor, get durty on the bar, get durty
on each other.. get durty at NAWTYBOX!

NAWTYBOX HAPPENS ON THE 3rd SAT OF EVERY MONTH! VANCOUVER'S LONGEST RUNNING UNDERGROUND HOMOELECTRO DANCE PARTY!

Doors @10pm Cover is $6

THURSDAY @ FORTUNE!

2010-06-16T10:45:00.000-07:00

Fortune is by far my favourite venue to play. Did I hear funktion ones? Cream my pants. I'm going to play the bounciest riddims and remixes! BrrrrrrrrRRRRAP!

SAM DEMOE X BLONDTRON - WHOLE HOOD ON MEDS!

2010-05-18T14:47:00.000-07:00

My first full length mix released to CD! If you missed getting a copy at our release party then grab it here!
Whole Hood On Meds - Sam Demoe X Blondtron by blondtron

You are a PIRATE HOOKER!

2009-11-08T04:49:00.000-08:00

And you should dance to my new PIRATE HOOKER JAM!

Gripe & HYPE!

2009-11-08T04:48:00.000-08:00

Blondtron Builds Some Walls

2009-10-14T04:03:00.001-07:00

Internet Cold Remedies with Blondtron

2009-10-11T23:40:00.000-07:00

New Song! -Wolf Like Me....

2009-09-11T00:46:00.000-07:00

I finally finished my Wolf Like Me Cover, it's been a long time coming... but thanks to the genius of past Hotmess Dj and awesome producer Parlange, the track is finally rocking out speakers around town. TV on the Radio is one of my favourite bands of all time and Wolf Like Me is my favourite song of theirs. Check it out at my myspace here.

Download the original:

TV on the Radio - Wolf Like Me

Download my cover version:

Wolf Like Me (Blondtron Cover)

Juno's Weekend!

2009-04-09T00:26:00.000-07:00

Sit back, relax, download this Junos Mix and then live vicariously through my crazy weekend!

So I am ashamed to admit I have never watched the Junos. Yeah, yeah, yeah they are Canadian and bla dee bla, but seriously? There is only so much Chad Kroeger a girl can take, and that is NONE. But alas! The Junos found me! All my music friends came to town and we had some pretty epic parties. I have to give a big love hug to my pals in the stills for finally getting some snobby canadian award love!

It was a four days of madness and I don't know if my hangover will ever go away. I wish the Junos were here every year!

So Friday afternoon was the Nettwerk music party, I wore bright pants and somehow made it into a magazine.... Vitamin Daily You see? IT'S ALL IN THE PANTS!

The food sucked, I got drunk with the guy from barenaked ladies and then photocopied my face in the main office.

Big-ups to Kenny at Redbull for the first bit of party mayhem we threw at the Redbull Office later that night. I deejayed and warmed up the liver then we took it to Opus, which always gets a bit blurry for me. Here's me looking not drunk...

The next night we accosted the Opus again for a private party that had some sort of Tequila fountain and these delicious prawns on spoons that also had tequila, TEQUILA!

Junos Day I deejayed for 5 flipping hours in the Loeden Artist Sanctuary, holy jesus.

The bar actually ran out Grey Goose and I never thought I'd be happy about something like that but I was, because after 5 hours of straight deejaying I start thinking it's funny to play S club 7 and challenge people to jump off of couches and make the big 'S' with their arms.

I then rushed home and threw on my sweet ass Juno's pants! Ran out the door to go set-up at the big Juno's afterparty at Storyeum.
Somehow I even managed to make it onto the Style by Fire Top Ten Best Dressed list. WOAH! I can never dress myself! my socks never match! WTF?!

This party was epic, I played to over 1200 people...

And all the proceeds went to my idol... David Suzuki!

Then we played out the rest of the night in the Jager Rock room.....

Here I am with Red 1 and Lamar shutting down the Jager Rock Room!

and some Bustah Dance!

Friday the 13th mix from Hotmess

2009-02-17T14:24:00.000-08:00

Hey ya'll bootylisher babes.... Here's the twenty minute mix from last Friday's show.

Friday the 13th Blondtron Freakz

I'm going to start posting these up weekly. You should of course ALWAYS listen to the whole show because it's awesome and HILARIOUS and will CHANGE YOUR LIFE. I also post more often o'er thurrr at Hotmess and Schitzpopinov because people harass me to do so, and this whole blondtron bizniz is all on my own.

Do this NOW. please?

2009-02-10T14:54:00.000-08:00

Go to itunes and search Hotmess, then you will see a glorious podcast called Hotmess, then you will click 'Subscribe' and your hair will turn shiny and your penis will grow and your breast size will increase by a full cup and calories will have no power over you.

I PROMISE, MONEY BACK GUARANTEE*

*The podcast is free, I cannot guarantee your own personal freedom but if your are enslaved well then wtf?!

Oh like this is totally happening...

2009-02-09T11:39:00.000-08:00

BLONDTRON GETTIN MONEY

2009-02-02T15:06:00.001-08:00

Oh haiii.... I made a new mix. I'm not going to talk about it. Because as we say on Hot Mess.... talking about music is like dancing about architecture. John McCain said that, little known fact.

Blondtron Gettin' Money

Tracklisting:
Knights Crusade (Terry Lynn vs. Crystal Castles)-Wildlife
Champion (Cousin Cole Acid Dub SLOW)-Kanye West
I'm Every Woman-Chaka Kahn
Dance- Rick Atsley Vs. Lady Gaga
Little Bit (CSS Remix)-Lykke Li
No Diggity (Pink Enemy DJ Skeet Skeet Remix)-Blackstreet
Everybody Everybody-Black Box
WTF (Deekline & Ed Solo Remix) -Tittsworth
Groovin' You (Morsy Mix)-Harvey Mason
Love Is In The Air- Smoke & Mirrors
Jump In Line (Shake Shake Senora) (John Bourke Bmore Mix) - Raymond Bell
Down In L.A. - Shazam Remix - Munk
Big Dancin - Bounce Camp
My Boyfriends Back - The Angels
Tone-LoC - Wild Thing feat. Peaches (Bobby Evans Minimal Edit)

YES PECAN!

2009-01-22T23:25:00.000-08:00

I made a lil Obama mini mix... download it beeches!

Track listing:

Obama Obama (Lil' Wayne A Milli Remix)-A.P.T
No War-Barrington Levy, Busta Rhymes & Kardinal Offishall
Open Letter 2 Obama-Jin (feat. Pete Miser)
Everything will be alright Obama remix - Mike E
3rd Bass Obama-3rd bass
Funky President (Yes we can!) - Bloodfire
Yes We Can...Be-More (Obama & LBL)-DJ Skeet Skeet

DUDE

2009-01-22T11:52:00.000-08:00

I love our graphic designer. She wins.

Blondtron + Pharell + Lil' Wayne = HOTTEST POLYANDRIC MARRIAGE EVER

2009-01-21T17:23:00.000-08:00

Listen up. I heart them, I can't help it. I can deal with my grandmas horror when I bring home a guy with tattoos on his face. Wheezy and Pharell are on my top ten for life.... I thought this new lil gem was a dubstep remix, but no, it's the original. See... if I married both of them these kind of tracks would be coming out allll the time. Our power couple (trouple?) name would be Lil Bleezell... okay I'm still working on the conjugation.

Blondtron's Children

2009-01-21T17:16:00.000-08:00

I have proof that there is a time machine, these children must be my offspring because they are so EFFING AWESOME. They must have traveled back in time to make this youtube video to blow up everyone in 2009's brain.